Think Like A Man…Cheat Like A Woman? – Tasty Tuesday
Let me first start by saying I do not condone cheating….(I’m making room for the comments, snickers, and expletives)
BUT I think if you are going to do it – then hell – do it right! Men often get caught cheating because they lose interest and/or stop paying attention to their mate. Here’s a tip, remain consistent. Don’t stop having sex. Continue to do the things that you did before the desire to cheat arose. It makes no practical sense, other than variety alone; to cheat with someone that doesn’t possess qualities different from your mate. So, choose the person carefully. Will it be a co-worker? The trainer at the gym? An old flame? Whoever it is, they MUST do something better than your spouse/mate. Whether it’s sex, conversation, basketball even! Cheat up, not down.
Location! Location! Location! No cheating in the house! No cheating in the house! Had to say it twice because this one is very important. You are not looking to go coffin shopping, just creating a world of fantasy; so, keep your trysts away from your home.
Moving on to the actual cheating. Try some new things. Maybe even learn some new tricks to spice things up in your real relationship. But, remember, no kissing, no cuddling and absolutely no intimate conversations. Never lose sight of the fact that this is not a relationship, it’s just sex. There should also be no sleepovers or lingering after sex. Get in and out. Most importantly….USE CONDOMS! Do not leave remnants of your infidelity in your home with a lovechild, or even worse, an STD!
Never discuss your home life with your fling. This is another big problem when it comes to men and cheating. They, men, make the person they are cheating with feel too important. Left to a man, the other woman walks around feeling like she can walk in your shoes and take your place. So, in no uncertain terms, make sure this guy knows he is not your man. You don’t want him to be your man because you already have one at home.
Last thing, and most important; do not stay too long at the fair. Get in, have your fun, and get out. Do not get caught up, pregnant, or even consider taking this relationship to another level. Remember, the other side of the grass is DIRT!
Happy Cheating!
All in fun from your Sexpert, ToyClosetNYC.com
