10 Rules For Women To Follow During Football Season

WORDS BY JR THE WRITER

As summer comes to an end and fall approaches, men will finally be able to express their feelings to the one thing in life that matters, FOOTBALL! That’s right, ladies, it’s that time of year where men show no love to y’all on Sundays since 1920. The 2011 NFL season (September-February) is officially bromance season.

While some men aren’t really into sports, there’s a good chance yours is. While I damn near wanted to get engaged to my ex when the Steelers won it a few years back, most women don’t understand why men get so upset or into their team. Well, stop trying to figure it out and just listen to these 10 rules to follow during the football season.

10. Don’t ever try to understand why men are obsessed with football.

Just like we will never understand why you pay hundreds to thousands of dollars on a bag that holds things just as well as the $20 purse, you will never understand the love of the game.

9. Please do not stand in front of the television if you want something.

While it’s true that every down is important, there is no need for you to block the television to get our attention.  Just wait for a commercial please!

8. Don’t pretend you know football to try and impress men.

If I see one more girl on twitter repeating EXACTLY what Chris Collingsworth (if you don’t know who that is than that’s problem No. 1) said during the commentary, I’m going to kill myself.  Y’all would know if we were faking it while talking about shoes and makeup, and the same thing goes for you and football.  If you want to impress your guy’s friends, just watch the game (quietly), that’s enough in itself.

7. If we want you to wear a jersey, just wear it!

I know, I know, I’d be embarrassed to wear a Ravens or Cowboysgirls jersey as well, but it’s an obvious gesture your man wants to share this experience with you.  He’s not asking you to speak on the cover defense; he just wants some support from you.

6. You will not be dragging us to a baby shower, mall, or any other activity where a man will be forced to just stand there and look helpless on a Sunday!

Do you know why there are no church services from 1-7? It’s not so you can play baby bingo at a shower, it’s because Jesus wants us to be near a TV, radio or computer.

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